John Wetrosky, Columnist
I hope Canada doesn't decide to put a tariff on walleyes. I'm kind of worried about that. This part of northern Minnesota attracts thousands of anglers each year searching for walleyes, northern pike, bass and panfish. The highways are full of $100,000 boats pulled by shiny-wheeled pickups and cars. A long way from the rusted out pickup and beat up boats I remember making the trek in in earlier days.
Every small 1950s farm had one. Some called them the "machine shed;" some called them "the pump shed;" some called them the "shop." They were icons on a small farm and held the odds and ends of an operating farm. You might find the leftovers from an overhauled tractor or the pipes left over from a new well or spare wire left over from a fence project. If you couldn't find what you needed in the tractor's tool box, you might head for one of these small buildings and usually you could cobble something together from inside to get you back on the job.
An organization in our community had a "fun run" last weekend. Even though the north wind was blowing about 30 miles-an-hour and temps hovered in the low 40s, the runners showed up, pinned on their numbers and took off down the race route with smiles on their faces and yells of encouragement from their family and friends.
I've been addicted to the outdoor life since I was old enough to understand the stories told to me by my grandfather. He loved hunting and fishing, and I was in awe of his descriptions of downing a flying goose or landing a flopping carp on the muddy banks of the Floyd River. I believe some of those stories were a bit overblown, but I was mesmerized with his tales. When I was old enough to read, my room always held outdoor magazines featuring giant moose or antlered deer on the covers.
This week's column is dedicated to my Mom, Millie. Mother's Day happens this weekend, and even though moms have to share it with the Minnesota fishing "opener," I'm sure that mom will take precedence over any fishing excursion. They should! My mother, Millie, just turned 96 in March. She was born on a small farm in the Loess Hills of western Iowa to an immigrant mother and a close-to-immigrant father. My mom has no middle name, which always puzzled those who knew her. Maybe they just didn't think of it, but no middle name has followed her through her days.
It wasn't much of a fish. A 6-inch, silver-sided, horn-headed creek chub that weighed about 4 ounces. My first fish. It came flipping out of the West Fork of the West Branch of the Little Sioux River that wound its way through my Uncle Reed's farm. I barely remember my dad and granddad helping me land the little fish, but I was told later on that I held onto it with both hands and refused to let it go until I returned to the farm. I think they told me I wanted to sleep with it. I've been "glued" to fish ever since that day.
It all started when Mike Robinson realized that radial tires were coming on the market. I was in Mike's small, country gas station when he learned from a neighbor farmer that there was a new kind of tire coming on the market called a radial. Instead of getting just two years of wear on a tire, this newly designed tire was supposed to get up to five years of use.
During this "spring of our discontent," I was thinking of anything possible to get me out of the dumps. Then the wild turkeys appeared below our birdfeeders. They scratched, clawed, picked at each other and chased each other around the birdfeeders. Our community of red and gray squirrels took to the treetops, and the chickadees fled to the budless lilac bushes while the big birds gobbled up whatever sunflower seeds were left on the ground. My wife's rock flower garden took a beating.
I hear the groaning out there. "When will it ever be over?" people ask. Winter does not want to leave, but I have good news. Winter will go; it has no choice! I was digging out my fishing tackle box the other day inside our garage where the floor is still covered with ice and salt and grit and grime. As I was digging under the seats in search of my aged tackle box I chanced to glance up through the garage window to see heavy snowflakes drifting to earth in volume.
Before you accuse me of missing the date on making my 2018 Minnesota Twins season record, let me explain why I waited until the week after the season started to make my "never-miss" forecast.