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'Terrorist' recruiting efforts

A few days ago it was reported that a left wing radical group in Japan attempted to launch small explosive rockets, but luckily were thwarted by authorities.

Meanwhile, in Afghanistan a right wing radical group, not thwarted by authorities, successfully launched explosive rockets, killing one “suspected terrorist,” a 2-year-old girl. No explanation yet by the United States or its leader, Barack Obama, on the intentions or target of this coward’s weapon, The Drone.

The extremist U.S. backers of this right-wing drone effort identified the little girl as Collateral Damage, but other sources claim that is (or was) not her true name. Identification pending, after notification of next-of-kin, and DNA identification of all the parts.

Additional “terrorist” recruiting efforts successfully increased dramatically after the attack.

A. Martin,


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