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Renagade Chef: Lacking shoes - and heads - this Christmas

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My dog, Ron Howard, had his first birthday the other day. Unfortunately, Las Vegas odds-makers give him less than a 50-50 chance of reaching birthday number two.

His name isn’t really Ron Howard. We call him “Opie.” He is a boxer-retriever mix (a.k.a. “mutt”), is very loving, smart and rambunctious. He also has brute power, but doesn’t understand why knocking down Grandma and licking her face is such a bad thing.

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Denton (Denny) Newman Jr.
I've worked at the Brainerd Dispatch with various duties since Dec. 7, 1983. Starting off as an Ad Designer and currently Director of Audience Development. The Dispatch has been an interesting and challenging place to work. I'm fortunate to have made many friends, both co-workers and customers.
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