Renegade Chef: Taming of the - squirrel?
"How does one capture the elusive wild squirrel? It is not so difficult - one must simply climb into the lower boughs of an oak tree and act the part of a nut."
- Socrates, third grade, Athens Elementary
Buddy Love passed away this morning. We found him in his bed next to the Rice-A-Roni.
He, or she, was a 4-day-old gray squirrel, according to our Internet research. My turmeric and Tobasco-laced pickles were the same age and ready to eat, according to my recipe.
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